dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via seriously-youknow)

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

(Source: hashitaka, via pmon3y69)

taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via themarauderandmusic)

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

(via themarauderandmusic)

thatfunnyblog:

Straight people be like..

 

(Source: aint-my-style)

can’t wait to turn 18 so i can finally hear this song for the first time

(via agentrodgers)

kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

(Source: yesitspandapimp, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

gaytiers:

when people walk really slowly in front of me and then stop in the middle of the hallway to talk to somebody

image

(via jamespkcs)

vinegod:

being roommates with Lorde by Carly Incontro

(via jamespkcs)

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via im-not-nor-mal)

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garland-briggs:

missghoul:

ok i have an idea

message me a made up title of a mixtape/playlist and i have to pick 5 to 10 songs i think would go on it

go on

IT’LL BE FUN

say “playlist: title” in ur ask so i know what its for 

(Source: tvillingarnaa, via jamespkcs)

aspiringbabygirl:

I hope its temporary